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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:04

What movies have not aged well?

Moonraker

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why do some films seem to date/age so badly?

A View to a Kill

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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-”Ah so!”

Live and Let Die

-J W Pepper

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Dr No

Diamonds Are Forever

How do people move on so quickly? I’m still sprung over someone I was dating and he found someone else so fast. I feel hurt because I’m still head over heels over him while he’s out enjoying his life with someone new

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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Octopussy

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why are terrible, boring art pieces done by famous people worth so much while beautiful pieces done by amateurs are worthless?

From Russia With Love

Goldfinger

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?